It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
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I can't turn off my feet"
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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