Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
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she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
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So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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