I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
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I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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