i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
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