Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
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Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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