had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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