She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize