And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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