Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
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Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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