Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
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Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
We left the knife in your bed.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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