apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
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I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
You can't just leave with hair like that
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It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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