it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
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Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
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she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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