I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
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I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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