On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
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You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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