your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
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I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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