How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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