we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
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Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
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I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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