You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
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note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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