Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
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How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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