Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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