So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
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I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
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My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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