I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
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Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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