I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
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2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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