So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
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I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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