you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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