I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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