In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
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I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
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