This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
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Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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