Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
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I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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