I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
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you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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