You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
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What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
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You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
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