I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
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