Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
what day is it and did you see me today?
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
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im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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