Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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