Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
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Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
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