Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
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Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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