1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
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we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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