Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
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Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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