...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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