my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
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This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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