PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
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I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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