I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
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still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
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You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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