See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
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So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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