I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
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My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
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I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
My vagina just clenched in fear
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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