I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
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I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
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I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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