Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Alive.
So much puke
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
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idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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