So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
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You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
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I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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