I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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