Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
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almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
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You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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