So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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